Hamma lamma ding dong
O.k…so forget the dialog…just focus on the stache. I will have you know that recently I decided to fashion a moustache (a real one) after the one that currently occupies the upper lip of my second favorite basketball player. This moustache that I am sporting even as I TYPE…will be glorious and unforgettable. Well, for some it could very well be forgettable. Namely my mother, my girlfriend, and well, anybody that knows me. But still…I think it is a grand idea.

FYI, I feel sorry for your girlfriend.